hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back. They can keep my heart. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.
hello, this is 911. we have found your cutie safe & sound. thank u for staying on the line for this long. we will send your cutie who has a firm grip of your heart back to you within the next few days. the officers will be more than glad to escort the cutie. you may hang up the phone now.
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#mars taggame developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS
me, no friends mcFuck: great
never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house
a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home
I like to push pencils in my spare time and sketches on post-its are basically margin doodles.
